4 word story game, the FULL Chronicles

Zagrom · 23rd November 2008

This is a copy of the story everyone has made in the 4 word story game,
making it easier to read, I will update the story from time to time and will
make vary small spelling corrections and grammar fixes, so enjoy, I will
leave this topic UnLocked so you can tell us what you think of the story.
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Current players in participation:

炎のZagrom霞
johncccccc
Wickerwolf
lious
luisoman2000
T D

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now starting: Chronicle 1

Zagrom walked along the street and stops for the light, And eats some pie.
He sees a speeding motorcycle, then he got behind an old lady and put hes hands
over his eyes. Then fainted after he realised the old lady stopped breathing,
so he went the comic store for comics so he could read on his way back home,
while trying to ignore his untied noose, his neck hurts from the witch hunt
he was running from. He decided to hide behind an tree, but the hunters saw him
and they tried to give him a hug and zagrom replied with "Die flipin hunters!"
and ran toward the bushes to grab his weapon which was very shiny,and was oddly
shaped like a big brush because it was one!! With his mighty brush in hand, he
said "SILENCE!!! I kill you" He threw the brush right on the hunters, and they
all died.

now starting: chronicle 2:

Once there was a girl named wickerwolfeta who got really mad because she had
three arms and two pairs of socks that were to cover up her little anger balls,
they were big shiny purple and swollen. Also her friend the mysterious ninja assassin
was protecting Zagrom when a huge moogle wearing a really nasty, ugly, poncho. the
moogle said: "you've been to Mexico and stole the sacred frying pan of DOOM!"
The huge moogle then equipped metal boxing goggles and a pink ribbon then sprung
up into the air while swinging a smelly tamale, singing ♪ "I wish I had a tortilla
and lemon for my chicken fajita" ♪ He then swooped down and took a bite out of
Zagrom's cake it tasted horrible, so he sacrificed the tamale which also made him
grossly fat with large intentions of eating some fire, so he went to the gas
station. "High Octane" he read, so he purchased it, *glug* *glug* into his mouth
and said "muahaha it burns", but he lit a match and blew him self up.

Now starting Chronicle 3:

Our courageous hero um... died a fiery death, so a new one rose from the dead,
the zombie moogle rises seeking revenge for all so, what he did was to take his
weapon of mass destruction, his supa bling turbo double barrel bazooka gun
shaped toaster,and said: "oh s h i t, no bread" and so was overrun by his temptation
to scratch himself on the a s s, when he saw johnccccccc running towards the bathroom.
He then proceeded drinking hes beer, when Luisoman showed up and teamed up with him
and started a drinking. So there we were sitting on a table getting wasted, suddenly
wickerwolf walks in with pizza and he said, "hmmmm, who's gonna pay for my beer, i
forgot to bring my purse, but here's some cash on the floor", then he's buying he's
beer when the insane tornberry scared the s h i t out of everybody in the room, but
we killed the band, then the the story twisted again, and the great villain, Laharl,
the Demon Overlord zapped zagrom with he's thunder sword, then zagrom leaped into the
air pulling a spear from his left ear and and landed on it he then swung the Demon
Overlord, then kicked a bunny who was infected with AIDS and died from kick wounds!
Zagrom shouted, "This Story goes on forever, when there is no plot"
Hmmm boredom killed zagrom...

now starting: Chronicle 4:

Once upon a time, there was a frog that sat on a rock, his name was Froggy, He often sat
and just thought. Then one day that all changed, a magic stone that he had never licked
before, spoke: "hello, my name is froggy" he then ate it he felt fine, but then suddenly
his body exploded, and inner froggy came forth to own! So froggy, revealed his double
edged sword and and converted it to a modded ps2, and a copy of his frogger the great quest
(his favorite game) and couldn't find his ArMax so he committed seppuku. Then his buddy,
Toad gave him a magic to un-kill him, then new froggy rock came to kill himself again
but couldn't, because he was dead, THE END

Now Starting Chronicle 5:

One day Zagrom made Ramen noodles, with shrimp, he had an allergic reaction to the table,
he said "damn splinter" so he grabbed an Ethiopian and blamed him for spreading insanity and
and dwarfism. He got sent to jail and died of a terrible gum disease. The End!!

THE END, for now...