Thread: Super Average Day

well the way this works, you take an event that happened to
you today, and make it more interesting, you can make it crazy,
exciting, action packed, whatever I don't care, you gota start out
like it actualy happened and and in the crazy, add in whatever you
see fit, then try to end it like it really happened, I will start ^^


I woke up this morning, the smell of bacon in the air, I stood up
and walked into the kitchen. When I walked into the room it was
only me, the bacon and cold eggs =_=...

"I woke up this late again I guess..."

I stayed up till 4am last night going from ps2iso and a few other things.

I sat down grabbing a strip of bacon, and gave it a firm bite.
I got the ketchup and put some on my eggs (yes I do that and It is great!)
picking up my fork I go to stab the eggs, but...

"ZAGROM!! Get the Helll out here!!!!"

zagrom:"WTF who is that?"

I go open the door and look outside, A man is standing in the road with a
sword drawn and pointing at me.

zagrom:"what?"

mystery man:"Fight me"

zagrom:"...um... why?"

mystery man:"I have heard countless stories of your skill in battle, I want to test it for my self!"

zagrom:"Uh.. Ok"

I snap my hands together forming a sigh with them. then spread my arms out and slowly
move them in a circular motion. I bend down, slamming my palms against the concrete.
A blinding but soft light blue light covers the terrain and I begin to raise my hands from
the ground. As they come up 2 hilts rip out of the surface of the Earth. the golden hilts
shine out and clear the land, and the blades, the blades rise up with the purist light of
silver the world has ever seen. I sharply snap the blades to my hands and position myself
defensively.

zagrom:"Now, what is your name? I grow tired of calling you mystery man!"

mystery man:"A am known as the great demon lord, Blastmed"

zagrom:"Then let this begin!"

Blastmed leaps with such strength as to crack the earth he once stood on. Now I reposition
for a counter attack, he comes from the sky with sword aimed downward so as to thrust
in to my body. I quickly snap my blade sideways across his sending him off course. On landing
he spins, wiping his sword inches from my face.

I kick back, stepping lightly, and blast back with all the speed I poses. My blade manages to break
the through the force of wind and rips into Blastmed chest, The sound cracking like thunder and
appearing as lightning. It was over there, the battle was won.

Blastmed:"h-how..? I don't understand..)

Zagrom:"clearly you didn't head the tails you had heard, so this is your fate"

Blastmed:"I don't believe this"

Zagrom:"You talk to muck for a dead man"

I glare at his dieing body. I snap forward and gather my energy.

Zagrom:"Summon, Labraid!" (Celtic god of underworld for those who don't know)

The Earth beside Blastmed cracks and then splits as a hand from below reach up grabbing
around Blastmed's body and ripping him into the Earth below...

I go back inside, and sit on the chair, gazing at my cold eggs. I lift my fork and bight
eating, then my mom comes into the room.

Zagroms mom:"Oh your finally up"

zagrom:"... ... Meh!"


END


that's the idea, of course you don't have to get nearly as detailed as I did, I just gota leave a good example ^^

online biography?

Originally Posted by johncccccc

online biography?

XD yup this all REALLY happened, hope you enjoyed it ^^

Zagrom:"clearly you didn't head the tails you had heard, so this is your fate"

poor guy, should have listened to the talking tails.

dam you Zagrom and your spelling errors XD

Talking about yourself in the third person is the 1st sign of insanity.

[me=luisoman2000]starts talking [/me]
ha! i told you you were insane!![me=luisoman2000]answers to himself[/me]
no im not!! why i oughta....

*johncccccc enters

hmmmmmmm
ad day in the life of zagrom

*johncccccc leaves

Ok, Today I had to send a money order for and anime box set I got off eBay, was the full
series of Gunslinger Girl, Anywho, I went to the post office and asked the lady for a money
order of $30.72, she stared at me for a moment and finally made my money order, as I moved
to the other counter to fill out the information on my money order, I heard a small *shhlink*
noise, I sharply turned around,

post lady:"DIE ZAGROM!!"

eh?.. a throwing star?
I had no time to move,
*tink*

Zagroms Ninja bodyguard:"are you ok, Master?"

zagrom:"Yes Shana-chan" I said,"Thank You"

I had no real reason to kill the crazy post lady, so I let her off easy,
But she has a scare to remember not to mess with Zagrom ^^

I put the money order (which was now in an envelope) in to the post
box on my way out and went home, pretty boring day I would say...

[me=luisoman2000]ponders[/me]
why does everyone want to kill zagrom??
is it something he did?
or said?
or maybe, just maybe he...
-ninja stars fly all over the place-[me=luisoman2000]runs for cover, stars almost shred him to bits[/me]
hell im outta here!!!