Thread: can someone translate this pls...its hilarious!!!

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Here is a rough translation of the story.

Maria Paraschiv, an elderly woman from the Dambovita region, alerted the authorities of the entire region for a staggering reason.
For several weeks, the lady insists that she observed a strange eye looking at her through the boards as she went to use the washroom in the back of her yard.
Not knowing what it is, the woman at first did not pay any mind to these indiscrete gazes.
Only after she also told her neighbours and she learned that she was dealing with The Eye of Sauron did Mrs. Paraschiv also go to the police to report the violation.

"For a while it was only watching me out of the corner of its eye.
I pretended I didn't see it.
I took care of my business there, small, big, whatever I felt like doing.
I told myself, what business do I have with it?
If it stays there and minds its own business, I'll also pretend it's raining and that's that.
But when Mrs. Enache, who is also a councilor at the city hall, so she knows exactly what she's talking about, told me that it's The Eye of Sauron, I began to believe it was engaging in voyeurism with me.
In my bathroom, in my intimacy.
Since then, I've only gone to the bathroom with a big stick.
But what can you do with a stick, because that is a big animal, and I am an old lady, I have asthma, heart problems, and diabetes.
And finally I think it also raped me, because I felt a pleasure there and it couldn't have come from elsewhere.
I reported it to the police immediately, I didn't sit to think about it.
But it was useless, they never arrested it."


Also image tags added to your post.

hahaha thx,you're the man


SHAME ON YOU SAURON!!!!!!

I guess the police was all like: "Yeah, the Eye of Sauron. Whatever lady."

Well if you look at the eye of Shauron it kinda looks like a female pu$$y.
Did anyone ask her, was she raped by the whole LOTR cast(Aragorn,Legolas etc.) or only by the kinky bad guys?

Lllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllll

my guess is the neighbor was a peeping tom that found 2 holes to peep in...hehehehehe

Originally Posted by GameMasterDante

Well if you look at the eye of Shauron it kinda looks like a female pu$$y.
Did anyone ask her, was she raped by the whole LOTR cast(Aragorn,Legolas etc.) or only by the kinky bad guys?

whew....that's a relief...I was hoping it didn't look like a male pu$$y... lmfao