My pathetic attempt to rick roll you. (A Literary Piece)
No one has rick rolled you today, right? It seems strange.
Even with all your friends, no one has?
Very unusual.
Especially today of all days.
Regrettably so, in fact.
Gone are the days of rick rolling, I guess.
Old-fashioned, you see.
Never again shall we hear the words.
Never again will we hear the tune.
As if it faded into silence.
Good thing, though.
I almost wanted to rick roll you just for a cheap LOL.
Via any social networking sites or forum such as this.
Even I couldn't that.
Yes, I'm not that quite mean.
Only to certain people, I guess.
Unlucky for you, because..
Unknown to you, I have just done it.
Please read the starting letters.
"Being stupid is no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
- Sheldon Cooper