Thread: Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame

we petition the obama administration to:
Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as "SkyRim" for The Safety of America's Youths.
Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,

Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,

Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,

We, the American people, today ask you,

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.

2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.

3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.

4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored

Signatures needed by December 24, 2011 (25,000) Total signatures on this petition 195

didnt know if i should post a link to the source since its a whitehouse website
also i this has been posted sorry i didnt see it i did look

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Needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks

ROFLMAO!! Skyrim is produced by Blizzard now? BLIZZARD? It's Bethesda you ignorant fags XD

The amount of idiocracy in this article is so immense, it's just impossible XD

I can't believe this XD

Oh wait, i persuad the male romance option in Dragon Age 2, does that make me homogay? ZOMG NOEZ!!! (no actually I didnt, but still wtf boom)

On a related subject of idiocracy:

Code:

http://christwire.org/2011/05/the-hangover-2-contains-full-frontal-tranny-nude-shot-and-homogay-sex/

+Rep FORTEHLULZ!

yea i thought the whole Blizzard Entertainment was funny also but that is how its worded at the site

Lol that just made my day

nice, but i have a better one:

Immediately ban the deadly parliament known as "Government of the United States" for the safety of world´s youths.
Whereas warfare and idiocracy has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,
whereas imperialism and war for oil are threatening to destroy the religious and wealth foundations on which this world was built,
whereas a new crisis zone has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to matures and children.

We, the people of the world, today ask you,

1) To enact an immediate ban on the idiocracy known as "presidential democracy" produced by the american people.

2) To seize and destroy all intelligence and governmental issue already in war zones and erase its presence on the near and far east as well as the rest of the world.

3) To prosecute the players of "Warfare" to the fullest extent of the law.

4) To create a world wide database of warmongers, peoplehaters and "oil firms" so that business can be better monitored

Yet another petition by a gang of people who have no clue on what the game is all about. This is probably written by someone who dont have kids themselves as well like usual.

If anyone confuse this game with reality then they are really f-ed up, and shouldnt be part of society in anyway. In fact, games weed out the these f-ed up in individuals, so they should be thanking the gaming industry.

Or this is one of the most epic trolls ever :D

i guess i missed this

i think if they are gonig to do a petition like this they should have a spot for people to sign who thinks this is a big waste of time