Thread: Jokes from around the globe!!!

n*1:A train departs from DC to LA.Inside,among other passengers,are a 35 year old man and a really seducing woman who has a seat right across him.The man kept looking at the hot female,getting all more and more juiced.Suddenly,the man takes 100$ out of his Wallet and says to her:
-Please ma'am,with all the respect and descretion,would you please take the money and take off your shirt?
-Sure sir Says the female and she does so
The man wants more,he takes another 100$ dollar bill and tells her to take her mini skirt as well.The girl does so with a cute smile.
The man can't get enough!He takes 200 $ and gives it to the hot woman,telling her to take it all out.Well,she does so,we live in an era of money crisis-ya know.
The man,after seeing the whole body of the extremely beautiful woman,can no longer control himself.Then he says:
-How much do you want to let me bang you right here???
-50 $ ,she replies,that's all I take from everyone!!!

Taken straight from the recession in Greece,similar to our politicians' hunger for more and more loans,no matter the public cost.

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?



A. Cowboy hats are for *** holes.

A recent survey reported that 1/5th of men don't know how to turn on the washing machine!
I find that rubbing her tits and a light fingering usually does the trick! :o