Thread: pick up lines

who likes pick up lines

1are you a tornado because you took my heart away

2someone call the fire department because this girl is on fire

3are you cupid's arrow because you just stabbed me in the heart

guy: did it hurt?


girl: what?

guy: when you fell from heaven

boy-do you know whats sweet?
girl-what
boy-honey and youre delightful

boy-there was a flower that bloomed in my garden yesterday
girl-there was
boy-yes and youre just wonderful

ouch youre hot

are you a hornet because you just stung me in the heart

If i gave you 12 roses, 11 real, one fake, ill love you till the last one dies


or my personal favourite

I Want To Get In Your Pants<3

xD

do your legs hurt cause youve been runnin through my mind all day! >: D

man, the ultimate cheesy pick up line...
RE YOU jamaican? coz jamaican me crazxy

point a gun at her head and say"........get in the boot"

ouch-i could roast a steak on you

are you an alien because youve abducted my heart

do you live in an oven because youre cookin good lookin

are you a football player because my heart just made the super bowl

you must be a baseball player because my heart just made your team

1. Are you lost? Heaven's a long way from here.
2. There must be something wrong with my eyes - I just can't keep them off you.
3. If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

THE CLASSIC: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together!

and for jokes: If you were a booger in my nose, I'd pick you first. ;D

You made my day,now let me make yours.

You probably want to know what one looks like and I'd be glad to show you mine.