Thread: Rap Battle, Site rules apply..

This simpleton is still battling for-real? What's the deal..
A resurrected by magic, Kim Jong-il, celebrity death boxer in claymation.
The only battling this faggot knows is from japanimation.
From chinese to japanese.. It's fun facing a rapper that's asian.
The ps3repack password is "Secret Mason"..
Unless you're fake. Then you can't get in.
Duder! I'll stuff pipe in your chick. Roto Rooter!
Because I'm a Ruder Alpha Male, type shooter.
Shooting loads on your mom's fine scalp..
Then send her off to design, on my girl's nails.
Everything five dollar, everything ten minute.
Your the type to jerk-off to a porn, and then grimace.
I'm the judge, jury and executioner when it comes to this.
There's no coming back from these sentences.
When you type sentences that sound so pretentious.
I can go on and on.. So, I'm gonna end this.
You're whack, can't rap and on this thread, you're a blemish.

By popular demand, the man is back pal
being so foul and wild, at it again
over my chin sits this proud gigantic grin
cause of what's at hand, easy automatic win
Now Lets begin, who next to offend? my friend I eat twat more than a lesbian
I continuously keep cats beat in rap beef it's me
Rap's athletic elite popping like acne
Still and Hate they tried to violate
the two mates mistake was going against The Great
these fakes I shall annihilate
although against me as a pair, seems unfair
but their skills hasn't yet appear
Rappers here I'm harassing
any with thoughts of clashing with the assassin
are asking for aid, in their sacrificial passing
two weeks ago for days, the weaker bros received some blows
No homo for those, minds dirtier than sneaker soles
all sleep that's counting the sheep, shall emerge to see a murder scene
courtesy of me, Rap Battle a toilet which remains my seat
so daily turds I'm flushing
end of the discussion, rappers I'm crushing

Oh snap look at that, clown shoes is back!
On his midget sh!t again, acting cocky and brash.
He wasn't buried deep enough, or the dirt wasn't packed.
So I'm a put my foot down and give him another smash!
Don't you know the dead is suppose to stay in the past?
This dude is typing gibberish, sentences all reckless.
It took you two weeks to write that down, on paper and perfect it..
Then come to the thread with it, so I can dissect it.
You're a rap parasite, pest, insect, this thread is now infested.
So I'll be the Hot Shot and drop the bomb.
Rap Battle is a toilet? So is your mom!
You're not The Great, you're below my rhyme.
When I rap.. Users get wide eyed because I blow their mind!
By popular demand, you need to fall back pal.
I don't give uFck about, what you give a uFck about!
All that sh!t you said.. Doesn't mean nothing now!

damm biches its feels good to be home
been still at it for so long, i should've been throned...

if u still out there hackin, out there rappin
or doing blackstar things, then your out there has-been
whatever the ufck i've been out there battlin
now im back for whatever the ufck is out there challenge

For battle raps assassin it's No sitting back relaxing or maxing
when cats keep asking for the verbal action
Justina tried to severe ties but didn't finalize
so it's no surprize Big Head's back to get circumcise
I'm unmatched, wish the just fag will just detach from my nutsack
Quit being such a rugrat

twinkle twinkle little stars
why you cold like my bars
up above the haters far
like a spaceship out in mars

Now its time to get rid of a black star
Ima go hard so prepare for a scar
but no point when your black
all I see is whack but let me get on track
a black star is unseen at night
just like you on this site

stances chances i lost em all
i never got em
fault is mine
you can call em
four crops pore ***** mor store snore decor
evenmore you all got to ask for
i fight for ma cause
i fight for will
i survive through this world why
would i destroy what i have just built
this world is mine i can be the only human skilled
i tryna fix ma problem which i never quit
i still fix em
i predict ma instincts submit ma dead body
until i leave this world district

Oh sh1t! Look it's Bill Bixby, ripping the mic until he's f*cking sixty!
Oh wait, It's dude that's fake! It's lifeline360..
On his last heartbeat, dude can't speak.. On a beat!
But think he can beat, a real rapper through speech.
Please! P*ssy! Fall back, your style is bushy!
You can get a shape up and still not be sharp as me!
Your a pause back, fall up! You can't even ride.
Fall back guy! Because that fake eminem sh!t,
will cause you to die! I'm out for now. Bye bye!