Thread: Rap Battle, Site rules apply..

Hey look it's justanotha's wife, trolling like.. What a dyke.
What are you L.B. E rolling? That's not nice,
but okay..
Your gonna lose your teeth from disease, tooth decay.
Gingivitis for a chick can be seriously scary.
Especially from eating dirty pricks covered in dinkleberries.
You dirty little smeazly.
You need to cut the act!
Their you go posting in Rap Battle but don't rap.
Hopefully your dirty teeth give you a heart attack.
Now go sing it bitzch. Oh canada!

Most Loser stop the nonsense, godammit your clown
This guy's the body of rap..somewhere around where the cancer is found
He cant dance with the stars so, instead he dancing with clouds
With his head so far up his ****, he begs to come down
I mean your so diluted, you cant even pack a punch, never
This dude never brings it, like sunshine in bum weather
Get it, I dont care what the votes say, I say your joke. K
Oh man, ya so lame even I got better Canadian jokes, Eh
Truth is, He's more cheesier then a poutine
Philly cheese boy dont know his cultural jokes are just stupid
I can see this dudes fan are easily impressed, hes hardly hard
This dude come on a pirate site thinking pirates still go Harr-dee-Harr

Everyone laughs with a joker, but not with a doper.
You broke needle poking, drug addict dirtball!
Still rocking flannels with a mural around a kurt cobain poster.
Look at your posts, are right by mine whoa! Get a life loser!
I been here for two plus years, you kind of just got here.
Man that's.. Let me spell it out for you.. Q U E E R !
See I can tell these forums are all your about.
Sorry, but me.. Yeah I actually go out.
You got a wife and kids but no life, that's nice.
Get off the internet and go take them out to dinner!
Oh! I forgot your a dopehead binging.
Still biting off ish I said in the beginning.
Your light bulb thoughts are looking slightly dimmer.
I'm still waiting on you to write something non linear,
but I guess I can't expect much from a beginner.

This woman gets more recycled then them plastic bottles
His rock knowledge is wackness, he's so empty that his head is hollow
his new word of the day is, linear this time
This dudes skills need to be charted cuz hes bout to decline
Really ? Son, you gonna have a mountain to climb
Your dimwitted brightness aint hot enough to be outing my shine
Your trashin Kurt, we all know that you pack his shirt
And listen to teen spirit everyday cuz your packed with hurt
This guy is more depressing then Titanic, and I never saw it
Like his rhymes this guy is broker then dimes, you can check his wallet
I saw those kicks you said you thought were hot sh!t
Rob was right to expose you..
They were so ugly , they looked like you walked through a mosh pit
That was off topic, Like hated name meant to distract you
Its really Most Fakest, I can bet on his tatoo
When you gonna come off on some real rap loser
Your just pissin in the wind and its coming back to ya

Their you go with the same old lame shiz.
Recycled, whackness, fakest and what Tundra did.
Well Tundra was a bitzch who could never win.
So he did some gay shiz and then fell of the grid.
Wanna talk broke? You couldn't afford those kicks.
Drug addicts like you barely keep food in the fridge.
Looking me up, cheating at votes. You two are jokes!
What happened to just rapping and winning with flows?
Oh, right! I killed ya's and now I'm battling your ghosts!
So shake your chains hard and yell your loudest boos.
Regardless to what you two do, I'm not gonna move.
I'm not gonna flinch and I'm not gonna budge.
Just rip ya's up scarface style's, with the chainsaw and tub.
Then flip it on some Saw shiz. Oh there will be blood!
Man I'm having fun, and your "Just" like a bitzch holding on a Grudge.
Go hold a prick you corny Rap Battle plug, for thinking you shoot flames.
When really all you do is pop off firecracker duds, this dude is a lame!
I'll tear you out your frame. Stick to ps3. That's the only place you got game.
Your a fag rapper. An inanimate black and white, cartoon character.
Go back to the canvas alright. So I can erase your next little chapter.
See, I'm a real rapper. I'll let you think you can Battle me, but really..
Think about finding a new way, because I just destroyed your strategy.

Yeah, this ones still here tryna rap shlt up, like taco bell
But hes not so well, dudes soft as a taco shell
I never seen noone spit bars as sloppy as you do
You ever seen a metal head slasher rapper? Thats highly unusual
I can tell by them words you type, your the girly type
This guys so old he probably turned 30 twice
I dont need a poll, I enjoy kickin your azz clown
Your a itch with a wack style, wishing I'd back down
This dudes more burned then the worst turkey on christmas
Im like, "did it ever occur to these b*tches" When I say bring the heat I mean preferably business
But of course Most Hated prefer to be b*tchin
Dude take your head out ya a-hole before you verbally rip it


N by the way man, this isnt ISO Idol
You remind me of a chihuahua tryna go psycho

5days no posts, I guess his fingers are broken
He left his desktop and went to go sing at the ocean

This hated dude is a sad case, heres his sad face :(
He gave it everything he had, bent over backwards..his back breaks
You failed this time like the last and many to come
Hes choked up!! of dat O.J and plenty of cum
Diikriding never worked for him, so he broke up with Rob
Rob's got a new job and hated is so uckin lost
Well thats basically the part where I say Rest.In.Peace hater
Watch hes gonna come back with some weak words
...a week later
F you, ya weak faker, dont come back here with your as$ talk
And when you spit that recycled garb, I'll call it trash talk
How you call yourself a man, b!tch doing da cat walk
His idea of double trouble is two dudes with theyre pants off


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Nah bro. I had a banging azz weekend that ran for a week!
Look homo. Your gay jokes are really weak, seriously.
You got cake for brains? Fruit. This dude is sweet.
Easily defeat-able. Yo Free! You need a beat?
The only thing I'm wrapping up is this Rap Battle!
Your strategy is whack think up a new tactic.
Better yet, since you can't rap. Find a new outlet.
Your homo jokes sound authentic. So you must be,
Rocking skinny jeans and other gay outfits.
You come from the island of flamboyant misfits.
I'm ripping you up like bacon strips.
Since your coming off as fake as round bacon is.
Canadian? Nah, that shiz is called pork roll bitzch!
Your area is so azz-backwards, leggo's probably eat your kids.
Go suck a prick! In fact go lose a rib and suck your own shiz.
You can't be serious, thinking you can still Battle me in this.
Dr Loomis might of created this thread but I own all of it!
Your coming off gay as that dude Mariano1988 did.
Rap Battle is my trick and I'm it's pimp. Bitczh!
You came in small and your still a shrimp. Kid!
I'm the ballsiest dude here. I can pitch a tent with my prick!
..and got every rapper here hanging off it, like I'm just Battling chicks.

Thanks hated for letting this thread die
His lyrics crashed this page down like Lisa "Left Eye"
Noone rolls like you do feget,The funs gone,
now this is become more boring then dumb songs..

But of course Imma bring this page back to life
And leave more bruises on hated then his smacked up wife
This guy trolls the game hard, he's like raps version of EggDev
He cracks me up, this joke is a broken egghead
You never gonna be able to be beyond these flows
When your style is comparable to a sleazy Beyonce Knowles
Look! he can pitch a tent with his prick!
WTF kinda insult is this?
Brain matters dummy, this idiot is dense as a sh*t

This thread is dead because I buried every rapper who stepped up.
Go mourn. This is my dorm I suggest you grab your shiz and pack up!
Once again your typing nonsense talking about physical violence.
This is the interwebs so none of that applies, whats wrong with your mindset?
I type intricate you ignorant, insignificant, illiterate piece of shiz!
Your type waves white flags everywhere else, yet here you won't quit..
Oh and that "pitch a tent" line refers to me being bigger than you in this.
Bigger lines, bigger words and just bigger all around. You dig?
Your a clown that's getting snapped in two like a twig!
That late great rapper and the tom hanks movie is the only thing you know about Big.
Brain matters? Then what's up with all the dumb shiz you said?
You must be a drunk and a coke head..
All your about is mini bars and little lines.
Are you out your mind? Still trying to battle a giant!
This is Rap Battle. I'm Goliath and your no david!
Why am I still battling this spoiled brat baby?!
Who thinks he's a royal rap favorite..
With lyrics that are questionable and the equivalence to piss!
Go flush that shiz chick! Don't come back nitwit.
Your not equipped to Battle a man, bitczh!
Squeeze your fists real hard and you Just might sprout tits.