Thread: funny jokes or stories

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English, Scottish man and Irish man. There all in a pub at the bar. They order a Pint each. At the same time, 3 flies drop dead from the sky and land in each mens beers. English man picks it out and says "I´m not having that" He throws it away. Scottish man picks it out and says "Hmmm, nothing wrong with that" Drinks the beer. Irish man picks it out and says "Spit out you B*****ed, Spit it out!!!"

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Originally Posted by blooper64

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Originally Posted by Peter Shaw

English, Scottish man and Irish man. There all in a pub at the bar. They order a Pint each. At the same time, 3 flies drop dead from the sky and land in each mens beers. English man picks it out and says "I´m not having that" He throws it away. Scottish man picks it out and says "Hmmm, nothing wrong with that" Drinks the beer. Irish man picks it out and says "Spit out you B*****ed, Spit it out!!!"

Hope you enjoyed :D

lol yeah i enjoyed haha very funny

I dont get it :(

but this one's GOOOOOD (it was Featured in the telegraph)

An old man aged 90 gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says ''sorry but giving a man aged 90 viagra can be dangerous''. The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guide lines and only for five days. The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''. The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''. The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him'', his wife said ,''no it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that dammed skipping'.

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This is the only joke I can think of off the top of my head. So dont blame me if its in poor taste. ;D

One day, a woman was shaving her arm pits with a razor. She got so carried away, that she accidently cut off her nipple. So the woman went to the emergency room, nipple in hand. The doctor told her to lie down and to put everything shes carrying, including the nipple, down onto the table. The womans husband quickly rushed to the ER to see how his wife was doing. As the woman was being sedated for surgery, the doctor tells her husband to bring everything that she put on the table. So, he comes back and gives the doctor everything that was on the table. The doctor asks, is this everything? The husband replies, yes, but I ate the Jelly baby. XD




(For those of you who didnt get it, the husband mistook the nipple for a Jelly baby and ate it.)