Thread: Twisted Grant a Wish game

This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a 100" plasma TV

Poster #2: Granted. Its 100 inches wide and 2 inches tall


Ex 2:
Poster #1: I wish i had the best pc ever built

Poster #2: Granted. But it's the best pc ever built in 1970, its covered in smoke and asespesdos and you die.

Ill go first:

I wish I had a never ending supply of food

Wish Granted. You have a never ending food supply, but its all gone off.

I wish i was owner of all Sister Sites.

Granted. But a new law is passed making it illegal for sites to even have links to games downloads and you are imprisoned for life and you commit suicide.

I wish i could fly

Wish granted. You can fly, but you have to be on-board an aeroplane.

I wish i lived in a shoe..

Granted, but it stinks of S**T lol, you may want to sell up lol

Um i wish my psp would turn into a psp slim..

Granted, but it a Dummy model.

I wish i had another Ps3.

Granted, you will recieve it on the day of your funeral

I wish i had a lifetime supply of chocolate milk

Granted, but it has rotted.

I wish i was Mod.

(milk doesn't rot it goes off)
anyways you can be mod that is mod from the simpsons and she is dead so you are a dead women ha ;D(i know its lame but it was all i could think off)

I wish i could be king

Granted, but you can only order around bits of dust..
I wish I was a Billionaire.